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BAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA [May. 28th, 2009|03:21 am]
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sweeeeeeet
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2009|06:45 pm]
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BAAARGGHHHHHHH SOO CUTE <3333

I WANTS ITTTTTT!!










they so cute :(
damn you etsy
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5046413
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I am a true victim on consumerism [Apr. 16th, 2009|02:00 am]
Etsy is killing my attention span =(

Things i have bought:










Things i intend to buy...when i can afford it:




(for mothers day)




*sigh* I'm so poor now D=
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2009|12:02 am]
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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

For All Employees Who Work With Rude Customers

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some
months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when
confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been
withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of
inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to
the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to
be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied,
"I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help
these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."


The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone: "May I have your attention please, she began - her voice
heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate
14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his
identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line
laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted
his teeth and said, "F... You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said,
( I love this bit) ....... "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2009|09:26 pm]
Lolz my dad was congratulating me on working on my essay....when really i was just looking at boobs on 4chan XD

I really want a soft choc-chip cookie and tea.
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I has hat ^^ [Mar. 20th, 2009|06:14 pm]
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I has a hat. It is awesome and Indie an makes me happy ^^
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LOL [Mar. 10th, 2009|09:24 pm]
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I'm bored and on /b/ =(





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I <3 skins [Feb. 24th, 2009|10:20 pm]
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Season three is so awesome i love effie and emily and thomas and pandora. cookie is a douche. skins is awesome >.
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話題の提供: Left Behind [Feb. 1st, 2009|12:41 am]
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What do you want done with your body after you die?

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I know this will freak chelsea out, but i really would not object to any post mortem fun, Quills style. So long as its someone i would sleep with whilst living ^^ Otherwise cremation.
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why? [Jan. 30th, 2009|04:31 pm]
Why do i love CC lemon so much?

=(
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